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Jar Demotivational Poster

JARETH - Forget the vampire I want the goblin king!

TAGS: jareth
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by kellycat98

kellycat98 - September 11, 2011, 1:08 pm
CloudchaserS - September 11, 2011, 12:43 am
Jareth is one of only a few men who are permitted to sparkle. Others include Elton John and Liberace
kellycat98 - September 10, 2011, 11:25 pm
whos the lizard king and i know jareth can beat him
kellycat98 - September 10, 2011, 11:25 pm
whos the lizard king and i know jareth can beat him
Verdeckt - September 10, 2011, 9:25 pm
Forget Jareth, I want the Lizard King

DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'

MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.

TAGS: see she cleaned your jar for you
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am
I'm in awe. 5L

AND THAT... - Is what i think of you and your froggy friends.

CLICHE BINGO - A suggested pastime For the next time Your company books a motivational speaker

TAGS: psychobabble motivational speaking business jargon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
Motivational speakers make me depressed! It's just so insulting that someone thought I would need one!
TheSanityInspector - March 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
Why is the image greyed out, with View Image On Motifake superimposed on it?
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:21 pm

I could have used this last week.

United States Marine Corps -


ROBOT BUTLERS - At least a "robot" butler would stop someone from stealing your armor, where a "computer" butler would'nt do jack sh*t!


TAGS: got a bigger jar
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - January 22, 2018, 10:40 pm
Thank you! But I think we both know that THAT fart was overdue anyways, given your recent history.
mizzdizz - January 22, 2018, 9:57 pm
Hi fluffy bunny! Cruising the archives! 5 skunks for that pun! I can't believe nobody got it! Laughed so hard I farted!
Sean - June 16, 2009, 4:26 pm
And yet my horrble pun goes unreviled. Sheesh.
LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 12:43 pm
OMG this is SO 'shopped! Even an amateur could tell that jar was never in the original picture.
Bob Chin - June 16, 2009, 11:55 am
Kid needs a bigger jar...the alli/croc will never fit into it. Unless...he feeds it the jar and the beast kills itself from the glass shattering into its skull, thus making this kid a local hero. Crikey!!!


pickle jar? -

TAGS: pickle jars give women problems
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.

WHEN IS A DOOR NOT A DOOR? - When it's...

Awkwardness -

TAGS: subway jared awkward sandwiches
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2015, 3:14 pm
Thank you, Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2015, 3:13 pm
Lol! Awesome!
MissPriss - December 19, 2015, 8:00 pm
5 inched it crotchety !
GaryO - December 19, 2015, 10:32 am
Yeah, I get a bit creeped out when asking if they have any extra virgin olive oil

Cast Changes -

TAGS: jarjar gone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

JesusWept - June 1, 2015, 12:45 pm
HAHAHA! Very good one! L L L L L

The Brain That Would Not Die -

TAGS: picking battles seats jars spiders
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Greeny

steve1961 - December 27, 2015, 1:49 pm
My gf never complains about the toilet being up...For one, I never leave it up because I hate it more than she does and second, she knows that if she did complain about it, I'd probably glue everything down and piss in the sink.
concern3 - December 27, 2015, 4:09 am
You nailed it a 5er